King of France

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  “King of France” By Radley Horwitz February 12, 2011 Cocaine meat train Razor blade pants Shithead assface King of France FIN.

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Mick Jagger

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“Mick Jagger Odyssey” By Radley Horwitz February 15, 2011 Mick Jagger Odyssey Voban chunks Tom Cruise super-fly Atomic Monks Superfly Molasses  Ginger bread Malarkey Take my keys I can’t parallel park-ee   FIN.

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Razor Blade

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“Razorblade Cheesecake Kangaroo” February 16, 2011 By Radley Horwitz Her name was Razorblade Cheesecake Kangaroo. In her pocket she always carried a bucket of stew! What it was for, nobody knew! First it turned green, Then it turned blue! She decided it was time for some new, Fresher stew! When she was asked what it was for, She would reply “It isn’t for you!” She always got mad because the other kids made fun of her. “What kind of name is that, Razorblade Cheesecake Kangaroo”? They would taunt “It’s the only name I have,” She would reply. “And besides,” said Razorblade Cheesecake Kangaroo, “What kind of name is ‘Amy’, anyway?” Quothe the hastily-named Amy: “Forgive me, Razorblade Cheesecake Kangaroo, I know not what I do!”...

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Poor Luigi

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(MUST be read with loud, Italian accent):   Poor Luigi! He never hurta no one. FIN.

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Hello Drugs

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A new Poem by Radley: “Hello Drugs” By Radley Horwitz December 31, 2011 The Sun is out. So, I am not! FIN.

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Rap

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“Rap” By Radley Horwitz 3/5/11     Rap. Rhymes with crap. Yo.

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